25 Ways To Ruin Someone From Dallas’s Day With One Sentence

Whether dropping hard facts about the city’s team, muddying up the city’s geography with surrounding areas, or are ruining your friends lives by sending them down heavily trafficked streets, here’s how to make a Dallasite’s cereal soggy with one sentence.

1. We’re all meeting in Fort Worth

2. I just moved here from California.

3. They takin down the Coors Lite waterfall down

4. Please cool your home no less than 80s to avoid electrical grid failure…

5. Take 635

6. Jerry Jones has bought the Rangers

7. Dallas leads the nation in population growth

8. Let’s meet in Deep Ellum at 1 am

9. Your new office is in Arlington

10. The president is landing at Love Field during rush hour

11. There’s a major pile up on 75 & the tollway

12. Dallas and Fort Worth are the same

13. I-35: Left 2 lanes closed 4/3 thru eternity

14. “I live in Dallas.” – Plano resident

15. The wedding venue is in a great trendy place called Deep Ellum

16. Y’all rent and gas is cheap (From California)

17. Any directions that start with… take 35

18. In N Out better than Whataburger

19. Whataburger’s heirs sold the company to Chicago

20. It’s just down 380

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